Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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