Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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