Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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