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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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