Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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