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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good

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  that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna

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• (917): View more from New York City

  She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like

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• (585): View more from New York

  just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use

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  how?

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  not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days

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• (716): View more from New York

  Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!

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• (805): View more from California

  YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle

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• (941): View more from Florida

  she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.

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