after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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