All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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