My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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