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I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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