How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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