Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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