i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
he fucked my hip out of place.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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