who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
She announced her abortion via fbk
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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