Just cropdusted the office
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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