Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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