My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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