found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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