Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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