your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
