we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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