Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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