scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Randomize
