Have you finally orgasmed yet?
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
