I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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