10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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