Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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