I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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