She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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