The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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