The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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