I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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