i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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