it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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