i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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