she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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