.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize