vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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