Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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