What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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