Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Shame - the story of my life.
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