i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Randomize
