Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I think people are normalizing furries
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
