Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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