Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
two words: eviction party
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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