We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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