Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Randomize