At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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