my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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