yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
A+ Viking dick
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
