I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
He kissed a someone with a penis
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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