Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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