I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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