Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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