i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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