Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Enjoy the penises
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Randomize
